Levitra vs. Viagra

For starters, they both get the job done. You'll have the greatest boner you've ever had in your life when you take either one. If you are a man. With a penis.

Now, for me, with my small frame and relatively large penis (large for my overall size, and above average also.) I don't need a large dose of either. I would cut up the samples in half and get the same results. I don't know why, but I have erectile dysfunction. I'm 22, and yes, it sucks. However, it is easy to explain away in a hilarious and backhanded way:

"Well, see, my penis is bigger than yours, and there isn't enough blood in my body to fill it up all the way."

But, you know, it's useless if you can't... you know, use it.

So about two years ago I got some Viagra samples. 10 mg, which I ended up cutting in half. I remember K saying that I was actually TOO hard for her, and sex was uncomfortable if we had it too often (which for her was more than once a week.).

Immediately after having an orgasm with the Viagra, I would get a headache and get too dizzy to stand up. It would last about an hour or so I think, if I remember right.

I'd be spent for the day with the Viagra. One good fuck and I was done. I mean, it WAS good, and I felt manly and awesome, and then I'd sometimes prematurely ejaculate and ruin it all. Damn the luck. It happens.

I have no idea how much a prescription for Viagra costs.

So, the Levitra is interesting. Doesn't kick in as fast as the Viagra, that I've been able to tell, but it lasts for two days. Two days of great boners. Two days of climaxing twice a day. Inside my girlfriend.

15 dollars a dose. Fifteen fucking dollars for a sex pill. Dayum.

It gives me headaches too, but usually long after the sex and only if I'm dehydrated.

Also, it gives me boners that are so hard they hurt. Usually only if it's the second boner within an hour after an orgasm, though, so it's not too bad. But it'll kill the mood. The first or second time I tried it, R was in the mood a little while after we had had sex, and so we're touching, and she's rubbing my johnson and it felt great, but the base of my dork was so painful that I had to stop her. That was the most disappointing thing I've done in a long time.

I'd like to take a moment here in conclusion (Levitra is better performance, but a terrible price) to say that I had the best sex of my short life so far with R the other night after taking a Levitra. We went forever, and it was hot and muggy and dirty and sweaty and ravenous and furious. We did it on a leather couch, which ended up possibly ruined by the moisture. We fucked and hugged and made love and fucked some more and ended up so insanely lost in eachother that we collapsed when it was over and could barely stand to get in the shower to wash off later. Just thinking about that night makes me want to go wake her up and slip up inside of her right now.

But that's kinda creepy now that I think about it.