That's Dildos

Yesterday I went looking for apartments. I'm moving to a smallish town about 45 minutes away. L and I decided to take the opportunity to drop by Wichita and go to a sexy store. An ADULT bookstore. There were very few books there.

So, we drove all over Wichita cause we had no idea where to find a porn store at. L knew of one that she visited like, ten years before, and it was shut down, windows boarded up, et al, when we got there. So we drove down the highway, just keeping an eye out and we saw it. Vegas Video. Kansas' LARGEST ADULT BOOKSTORE!

Kansas must have some lame-ass adult stores. The one in Wyoming I've been to was bigger and had a wider selection of dildos. But anyway...

So, L was all embarrassed going to a porn store. We went in and... it was dimly lit, pretty open, few people visible. The parking lot was packed, but there were only about 4 or 5 people inside that I saw.

L and I went about looking at dildo designs and such. We took a look at the discount rack. There was an issue of like... Bear Monthly which had a huge dude all hairy-like in a sexy pose. We stifled our laughter and continued on our quest.

Eventually a lady came to help out, asked us what we'd like to see. We had our eyes on this one particular dildo. I forget the name, but it was pretty ornamental. The lady showed it to us, it was pretty cool, pretty standard. Had a clitoris stimulator and vibration capability. L asked what kind of value it was and the lady said they tend to break after about a year, they get lots of returns. She pointed us to a slightly more expensive model. She said she had used one for 4 years before it finally broke. She also specifically said she used it heavily while her husband was in Iraq, like, daily. Some might call that TMI, I call that good salesmanship. We bought the 40 dollar dildo, and I drove home with it in my hands on the top of the steering wheel, pointed at my face. It's bright purple, and I intended on letting everyone who passed me on the interstate see my joy at having a dildo pointing at my cranium.

Yes, that really happened, and yes, I got heads to turn.

So, we got home, waited until we had some private time, and we gave that dildo a solid run for its money. I think L used it on herself for about 30 minutes before I went in. We had a little sexy sex in the missionary position for a few minutes, then I whipped out the dildo and experimented for a good... 20 minutes, then I slapped on a condom and proceeded to sex her up for another 10 minutes. By that time we were both pretty exhausted, so we called it a night.

So, I've fallen in love with the dildo. If I were one to have sex with lots of ladies, I would get my own, and use it on all of them like crazy. It's absolutely delightful to me to be able to pleasure someone, and having a tool that makes up for my shortcomings and occasional impotence really makes me feel better about myself as well. We'll probably be going back to that store soon to pick up some different lube (the stuff we picked up there gets really tacky after a few minutes. Maybe it's the water base (which is the only kind you are supposed to use with this kind of dildo) or maybe it was just the brand.) and maybe a cockring or two to see if that helps my impotence. Also, I want to thank that lady for suggesting that particular dildo. Fun times.